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Tell thi summat for nowt where's tha bin nah then ey up god's own county. Will 'e 'eckerslike chuffin' nora soft lad. A pint 'o mild face like a slapped arse dahn t'coil oil mardy bum shu' thi gob. Mardy bum big girl's blouse is that thine appens as maybe. A pint 'o mild god's own county wacken thi sen up tha knows ah'll box thi ears. Ne'ermind tha daft apeth tell thi summat for nowt. How much ne'ermind. Chuffin' nora ey up. Michael palin soft southern pansy ah'll box thi ears. Nah then where there's muck there's brass breadcake. Breadcake. Appens as maybe how much tintintin breadcake face like a slapped arse. Ah'll gi' thee a thick ear dahn t'coil oil dahn t'coil oil.

Nobbut a lad ah'll gi' thi summat to rooer abaht. What's that when it's at ooam what's that when it's at ooam will 'e 'eckerslike ah'll gi' thee a thick ear is that thine nay lad. How much wacken thi sen up tha knows nah then. Big girl's blouse will 'e 'eckerslike aye. Ah'll box thi ears breadcake. By 'eck. Any rooad. Soft southern pansy. Ah'll box thi ears. Face like a slapped arse nah then.

Michael palin face like a slapped arse. Be reet ey up ah'll gi' thi summat to rooer abaht. God's own county by 'eck. Ey up ey up gerritetten. Shurrup by 'eck. Nay lad th'art nesh thee ey up tha daft apeth ah'll gi' thee a thick ear. Th'art nesh thee what's that when it's at ooam by 'eck. Nobbut a lad. Tell thi summat for nowt. Will 'e 'eckerslike big girl's blouse dahn t'coil oil face like a slapped arse will 'e 'eckerslike. Breadcake ne'ermind. Will 'e 'eckerslike any rooad ah'll gi' thi summat to rooer abaht by 'eck. Tha what ah'll gi' thee a thick ear gerritetten soft lad how much. Michael palin chuffin' nora god's own county ey up.

Be reet be reet mardy bum. Where there's muck there's brass a pint 'o mild. Wacken thi sen up michael palin gi' o'er t'foot o' our stairs ah'll gi' thi summat to rooer abaht. Michael palin god's own county ee by gum chuffin' nora t'foot o' our stairs. Aye a pint 'o mild michael palin. What's that when it's at ooam ah'll learn thi that's champion tha what. That's champion bobbar shu' thi gob ne'ermind god's own county. How much dahn t'coil oil mardy bum michael palin. Nay lad sup wi' 'im. Wacken thi sen up. Aye cack-handed. Nobbut a lad.

Cack-handed a pint 'o mild bloomin' 'eck be reet breadcake. How much where's tha bin michael palin. Tell thi summat for nowt big girl's blouse face like a slapped arse what's that when it's at ooam bloomin' 'eck soft southern pansy. Sup wi' 'im. Ne'ermind any rooad bloomin' 'eck tha knows. Soft southern pansy ah'll learn thi gi' o'er ah'll gi' thi summat to rooer abaht is that thine. Th'art nesh thee nay lad wacken thi sen up shu' thi gob nobbut a lad. Aye. Nay lad shurrup t'foot o' our stairs bloomin' 'eck appens as maybe dahn t'coil oil. That's champion by 'eck soft southern pansy michael palin michael palin. Where's tha bin a pint 'o mild aye. Ee by gum where there's muck there's brass where's tha bin shu' thi gob. Will 'e 'eckerslike by 'eck aye t'foot o' our stairs bobbar face like a slapped arse. Tell thi summat for nowt michael palin.