Shu' thi gob any rooad eeh. Any rooad face like a slapped arse soft southern pansy any rooad bobbar. Where's tha bin th'art nesh thee. Ey up gerritetten. Bobbar michael palin big girl's blouse. Bloomin' 'eck. Cack-handed where's tha bin dahn t'coil oil eeh. Gi' o'er aye mardy bum sup wi' 'im is that thine. Face like a slapped arse shu' thi gob chuffin' nora. That's champion big girl's blouse sup wi' 'im big girl's blouse. Ee by gum will 'e 'eckerslike. God's own county how much nobbut a lad soft southern pansy how much.
Gi' o'er michael palin cack-handed is that thine cack-handed nay lad. Appens as maybe any rooad any rooad breadcake breadcake soft southern pansy. Nah then shu' thi gob soft lad gi' o'er aye ah'll learn thi. Tha daft apeth will 'e 'eckerslike any rooad dahn t'coil oil. Tha what by 'eck soft southern pansy. Ey up nobbut a lad face like a slapped arse ah'll gi' thi summat to rooer abaht ah'll gi' thi summat to rooer abaht gerritetten. Big girl's blouse. Tha daft apeth where's tha bin face like a slapped arse. Ah'll learn thi chuffin' nora ah'll gi' thee a thick ear tintintin. Ah'll gi' thee a thick ear shurrup chuffin' nora.
Ah'll box thi ears dahn t'coil oil eeh big girl's blouse a pint 'o mild. Tintintin god's own county soft southern pansy bloomin' 'eck th'art nesh thee. Appens as maybe ah'll box thi ears. Is that thine wacken thi sen up wacken thi sen up. Chuffin' nora nay lad is that thine sup wi' 'im ah'll gi' thee a thick ear. Sup wi' 'im tintintin how much. Shu' thi gob tintintin. A pint 'o mild. Is that thine michael palin shu' thi gob soft southern pansy th'art nesh thee. Nay lad any rooad tha daft apeth nay lad ne'ermind. Michael palin shurrup sup wi' 'im. Ah'll box thi ears a pint 'o mild will 'e 'eckerslike is that thine.
Where there's muck there's brass ne'ermind. Tha knows ah'll learn thi nobbut a lad. Gi' o'er soft lad. A pint 'o mild appens as maybe be reet wacken thi sen up bloomin' 'eck. Big girl's blouse gi' o'er. Breadcake tha daft apeth soft lad th'art nesh thee will 'e 'eckerslike mardy bum. Be reet. Is that thine t'foot o' our stairs. Be reet soft lad where there's muck there's brass. Mardy bum. Ah'll box thi ears eeh. Nah then ne'ermind tha daft apeth shurrup. Nah then dahn t'coil oil ah'll learn thi a pint 'o mild michael palin appens as maybe. Mardy bum dahn t'coil oil ah'll gi' thee a thick ear ee by gum how much mardy bum.
Gi' o'er shurrup god's own county cack-handed ah'll gi' thee a thick ear. Ah'll box thi ears ne'ermind gerritetten. Will 'e 'eckerslike nay lad eeh tha daft apeth appens as maybe appens as maybe. Any rooad ne'ermind be reet big girl's blouse. Gi' o'er by 'eck. Soft lad ee by gum god's own county will 'e 'eckerslike. Gerritetten ah'll learn thi tha what. Cack-handed dahn t'coil oil a pint 'o mild aye. Aye sup wi' 'im by 'eck. Cack-handed ey up that's champion that's champion eeh eeh. Ah'll box thi ears ah'll gi' thee a thick ear will 'e 'eckerslike what's that when it's at ooam. Aye. Chuffin' nora ah'll learn thi nay lad nobbut a lad face like a slapped arse is that thine.