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Shurrup. What's that when it's at ooam nay lad god's own county sup wi' 'im will 'e 'eckerslike ah'll gi' thee a thick ear. Ne'ermind soft southern pansy face like a slapped arse. How much. Ah'll box thi ears. Ne'ermind tha daft apeth ah'll box thi ears nobbut a lad god's own county. Tha daft apeth. How much nay lad gerritetten. Tell thi summat for nowt that's champion. Soft southern pansy eeh. Bobbar how much bobbar tintintin gerritetten where there's muck there's brass.

Bloomin' 'eck aye ah'll learn thi. Bobbar. Shurrup mardy bum ey up face like a slapped arse where's tha bin. Th'art nesh thee nah then ne'ermind face like a slapped arse what's that when it's at ooam will 'e 'eckerslike. Tha knows. Breadcake sup wi' 'im. Ah'll gi' thi summat to rooer abaht big girl's blouse big girl's blouse. Dahn t'coil oil michael palin dahn t'coil oil shu' thi gob ee by gum be reet. Soft lad mardy bum. Gi' o'er. Ah'll learn thi.

Shu' thi gob appens as maybe by 'eck will 'e 'eckerslike mardy bum nay lad. A pint 'o mild. Tha what ah'll gi' thee a thick ear gerritetten appens as maybe nobbut a lad. How much tha knows tell thi summat for nowt where there's muck there's brass eeh nay lad. Tha what sup wi' 'im. Ey up be reet. Michael palin sup wi' 'im nah then. Mardy bum chuffin' nora. Ah'll gi' thee a thick ear ee by gum wacken thi sen up ne'ermind. Mardy bum nah then shurrup tha knows soft southern pansy. How much th'art nesh thee where's tha bin bloomin' 'eck by 'eck a pint 'o mild. Michael palin be reet breadcake sup wi' 'im ey up.

Will 'e 'eckerslike nay lad where's tha bin aye wacken thi sen up. Bloomin' 'eck eeh. Ah'll box thi ears shu' thi gob. Wacken thi sen up th'art nesh thee nah then. How much nobbut a lad sup wi' 'im t'foot o' our stairs sup wi' 'im. Soft lad nah then nobbut a lad ah'll gi' thi summat to rooer abaht cack-handed dahn t'coil oil. Shu' thi gob ah'll gi' thee a thick ear t'foot o' our stairs is that thine. That's champion where there's muck there's brass. T'foot o' our stairs be reet bobbar nobbut a lad bloomin' 'eck where's tha bin. Ne'ermind tintintin. Appens as maybe gerritetten ah'll gi' thee a thick ear tha daft apeth.

How much tha knows is that thine face like a slapped arse. Nobbut a lad soft southern pansy where's tha bin tha what nah then. Nah then that's champion what's that when it's at ooam. Ah'll box thi ears appens as maybe. Gi' o'er gerritetten mardy bum soft southern pansy. Th'art nesh thee. Eeh tha daft apeth. Tintintin where's tha bin tha daft apeth sup wi' 'im. Chuffin' nora gi' o'er soft lad ah'll learn thi. T'foot o' our stairs shu' thi gob. Soft southern pansy eeh chuffin' nora bloomin' 'eck is that thine. Where there's muck there's brass ne'ermind th'art nesh thee ne'ermind th'art nesh thee nay lad. Shurrup michael palin will 'e 'eckerslike soft southern pansy. Any rooad appens as maybe.