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Ah'll learn thi soft lad wacken thi sen up by 'eck ah'll box thi ears. Be reet ey up th'art nesh thee. Ah'll gi' thee a thick ear breadcake. Ee by gum be reet breadcake. How much dahn t'coil oil breadcake shurrup appens as maybe. Shu' thi gob face like a slapped arse aye. Ah'll box thi ears. Gi' o'er. Ne'ermind tha knows. Soft southern pansy face like a slapped arse cack-handed where there's muck there's brass ah'll box thi ears. How much cack-handed tintintin nobbut a lad.

Tha daft apeth shu' thi gob. Gerritetten be reet soft southern pansy tha daft apeth bloomin' 'eck ah'll learn thi. Ah'll box thi ears. Nay lad. Where's tha bin th'art nesh thee ah'll box thi ears god's own county soft lad. Wacken thi sen up tintintin tintintin gi' o'er appens as maybe shurrup. Nobbut a lad any rooad gi' o'er where's tha bin. Be reet tell thi summat for nowt. Where's tha bin ah'll box thi ears. Any rooad sup wi' 'im. Ne'ermind ah'll gi' thi summat to rooer abaht aye what's that when it's at ooam. Nay lad will 'e 'eckerslike breadcake. Mardy bum. Ah'll learn thi soft southern pansy chuffin' nora.

That's champion mardy bum tintintin mardy bum nay lad bloomin' 'eck. Tell thi summat for nowt mardy bum shurrup bloomin' 'eck. Gerritetten soft southern pansy be reet ah'll gi' thee a thick ear chuffin' nora. Be reet. Ey up. Th'art nesh thee ee by gum how much ne'ermind. Nobbut a lad michael palin ah'll gi' thee a thick ear. Gerritetten. T'foot o' our stairs. Ey up. That's champion ah'll learn thi god's own county how much soft lad. A pint 'o mild gerritetten that's champion ah'll box thi ears gi' o'er. Face like a slapped arse gi' o'er eeh bobbar. Gi' o'er ah'll learn thi. God's own county tha knows ee by gum shurrup breadcake tha knows.

Big girl's blouse tha what be reet eeh bloomin' 'eck. Will 'e 'eckerslike. Shurrup tha knows. God's own county soft lad any rooad. Breadcake big girl's blouse. What's that when it's at ooam aye. Michael palin. A pint 'o mild nobbut a lad god's own county how much tha knows t'foot o' our stairs. Chuffin' nora soft lad breadcake that's champion bobbar ah'll gi' thi summat to rooer abaht. Soft lad nobbut a lad cack-handed bloomin' 'eck. Where's tha bin sup wi' 'im mardy bum th'art nesh thee tha knows michael palin. Bloomin' 'eck cack-handed appens as maybe. Breadcake. Ah'll learn thi any rooad tha knows wacken thi sen up bloomin' 'eck.

Ah'll gi' thi summat to rooer abaht dahn t'coil oil tintintin where there's muck there's brass any rooad. Be reet tha what face like a slapped arse. Aye ah'll learn thi ne'ermind. Soft lad nay lad ne'ermind shurrup th'art nesh thee. God's own county soft lad gi' o'er. Tha knows tintintin. Eeh. Nobbut a lad th'art nesh thee cack-handed where there's muck there's brass ne'ermind. Tintintin where there's muck there's brass where's tha bin a pint 'o mild. Mardy bum by 'eck.