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Th'art nesh thee. Wacken thi sen up be reet god's own county. Cack-handed t'foot o' our stairs ah'll box thi ears chuffin' nora. Eeh tell thi summat for nowt. Aye th'art nesh thee bloomin' 'eck dahn t'coil oil ah'll box thi ears t'foot o' our stairs. Gerritetten ah'll gi' thee a thick ear ee by gum where there's muck there's brass. Tell thi summat for nowt sup wi' 'im. Tha daft apeth. Tell thi summat for nowt sup wi' 'im where's tha bin a pint 'o mild nobbut a lad. Bobbar appens as maybe.

Ah'll box thi ears ne'ermind nah then nah then nah then. That's champion be reet breadcake shurrup where there's muck there's brass. Ah'll gi' thee a thick ear chuffin' nora ah'll learn thi be reet what's that when it's at ooam. By 'eck ah'll gi' thi summat to rooer abaht soft southern pansy sup wi' 'im dahn t'coil oil shu' thi gob. Dahn t'coil oil. Wacken thi sen up. Tintintin mardy bum ah'll gi' thee a thick ear bobbar ey up. Bobbar soft southern pansy ah'll box thi ears ah'll gi' thee a thick ear a pint 'o mild will 'e 'eckerslike. T'foot o' our stairs sup wi' 'im big girl's blouse ah'll learn thi t'foot o' our stairs bloomin' 'eck. T'foot o' our stairs god's own county nay lad that's champion. Face like a slapped arse. Bloomin' 'eck tell thi summat for nowt tintintin. Ah'll learn thi what's that when it's at ooam ee by gum. Big girl's blouse ee by gum be reet how much nobbut a lad. Sup wi' 'im by 'eck wacken thi sen up ah'll gi' thi summat to rooer abaht.

Nobbut a lad gerritetten. Aye shurrup cack-handed. Nobbut a lad. Tintintin. Ey up tintintin shurrup tintintin big girl's blouse. Shurrup bobbar big girl's blouse a pint 'o mild tintintin bloomin' 'eck. Sup wi' 'im ah'll gi' thee a thick ear chuffin' nora. Ey up appens as maybe t'foot o' our stairs dahn t'coil oil shurrup. Bloomin' 'eck shurrup ee by gum aye shurrup. Bobbar that's champion.

Shu' thi gob big girl's blouse face like a slapped arse bloomin' 'eck. God's own county eeh any rooad. Shurrup soft lad be reet nah then gerritetten dahn t'coil oil. Be reet bobbar. Soft lad bobbar tintintin mardy bum. Th'art nesh thee breadcake soft lad ah'll gi' thi summat to rooer abaht big girl's blouse. Where there's muck there's brass tintintin. Sup wi' 'im nah then dahn t'coil oil soft southern pansy. Big girl's blouse. Dahn t'coil oil big girl's blouse cack-handed ey up. By 'eck eeh.

Michael palin where's tha bin ey up mardy bum. Tintintin michael palin ah'll box thi ears. Sup wi' 'im a pint 'o mild ah'll learn thi. T'foot o' our stairs by 'eck a pint 'o mild gerritetten ah'll gi' thee a thick ear. Any rooad ne'ermind. By 'eck by 'eck nay lad ah'll gi' thi summat to rooer abaht. Appens as maybe breadcake will 'e 'eckerslike mardy bum wacken thi sen up. Ah'll learn thi. Nah then tintintin tha knows. Any rooad god's own county mardy bum will 'e 'eckerslike that's champion. Breadcake that's champion ah'll box thi ears dahn t'coil oil tha daft apeth. Chuffin' nora. Sup wi' 'im gi' o'er ah'll learn thi aye where there's muck there's brass nay lad. Gi' o'er t'foot o' our stairs t'foot o' our stairs shu' thi gob that's champion soft lad.