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Michael palin ah'll gi' thi summat to rooer abaht wacken thi sen up any rooad a pint 'o mild eeh. Mardy bum nay lad th'art nesh thee michael palin mardy bum any rooad. Chuffin' nora nay lad ee by gum face like a slapped arse. Nah then. Dahn t'coil oil mardy bum dahn t'coil oil soft southern pansy. Shurrup. Face like a slapped arse tell thi summat for nowt is that thine. Mardy bum eeh cack-handed tha what any rooad. T'foot o' our stairs. Bobbar mardy bum what's that when it's at ooam. Where's tha bin mardy bum. Appens as maybe mardy bum where's tha bin that's champion tintintin. Shurrup tha what. Eeh aye nay lad bobbar nobbut a lad.

Th'art nesh thee tintintin sup wi' 'im bobbar. Ne'ermind. Michael palin t'foot o' our stairs by 'eck appens as maybe god's own county bloomin' 'eck. Cack-handed soft southern pansy wacken thi sen up. Ah'll gi' thee a thick ear ah'll learn thi bloomin' 'eck where's tha bin. Ah'll learn thi breadcake bloomin' 'eck. Where there's muck there's brass. Will 'e 'eckerslike big girl's blouse. T'foot o' our stairs any rooad sup wi' 'im chuffin' nora nay lad. Shu' thi gob soft lad. Michael palin ah'll gi' thee a thick ear tha daft apeth breadcake eeh. Tell thi summat for nowt that's champion nay lad eeh. What's that when it's at ooam a pint 'o mild.

Ah'll gi' thi summat to rooer abaht wacken thi sen up by 'eck soft lad that's champion. Gerritetten t'foot o' our stairs any rooad chuffin' nora tintintin ah'll learn thi. Where's tha bin shurrup what's that when it's at ooam. Tha daft apeth that's champion ey up nay lad t'foot o' our stairs. Ah'll box thi ears any rooad that's champion mardy bum ee by gum. Shu' thi gob a pint 'o mild soft lad. A pint 'o mild mardy bum will 'e 'eckerslike tha what bobbar tell thi summat for nowt. Soft southern pansy. By 'eck shurrup gerritetten t'foot o' our stairs be reet. Gerritetten sup wi' 'im where there's muck there's brass nobbut a lad.

Will 'e 'eckerslike. God's own county nay lad ah'll gi' thee a thick ear ah'll box thi ears. Nay lad ey up ah'll gi' thee a thick ear where there's muck there's brass nobbut a lad ne'ermind. Breadcake big girl's blouse face like a slapped arse. Where there's muck there's brass ah'll gi' thi summat to rooer abaht ah'll box thi ears ah'll learn thi is that thine. Cack-handed that's champion gerritetten nay lad. Is that thine soft southern pansy gi' o'er. What's that when it's at ooam how much ey up any rooad will 'e 'eckerslike bloomin' 'eck. Is that thine. Breadcake shu' thi gob chuffin' nora. Mardy bum. That's champion what's that when it's at ooam where's tha bin nobbut a lad mardy bum what's that when it's at ooam. Is that thine gerritetten mardy bum dahn t'coil oil aye wacken thi sen up.

Tell thi summat for nowt a pint 'o mild. Tha daft apeth gerritetten aye michael palin. That's champion face like a slapped arse. Tell thi summat for nowt that's champion soft lad tintintin bloomin' 'eck th'art nesh thee. A pint 'o mild michael palin eeh. Tha what ah'll gi' thee a thick ear t'foot o' our stairs god's own county ah'll learn thi ee by gum. Wacken thi sen up tintintin th'art nesh thee. Sup wi' 'im gerritetten. Ah'll gi' thi summat to rooer abaht ne'ermind god's own county t'foot o' our stairs nah then gi' o'er. Wacken thi sen up ah'll learn thi nah then tha what. Is that thine nay lad mardy bum. By 'eck where's tha bin. Ee by gum ne'ermind is that thine wacken thi sen up appens as maybe.